Time & distance are important between friends.
When a friend is in ur heart, they remain there forever.
I may be busy, but I assure u, u are always in my heart!

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Friends are like mango...
You'll never know which is sweet and which is not.
Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mango in U!

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Jise dil ka kalam or mohabbat ki ink kahate hai,
Jise lamho ki kitab or yaado ka covar kehate hai,
Yahi wo subject hai jise log friendship kahte hai.

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Muskurana hi Khushi nahi hoti,
Umar bitana hi Zindagi nahi hoti,
Khud se bhi zyada khayal rakhna padta hai dosto ka,
Kyoki Dost kehna hi Dosti nahi hoti.

Time & distance

Xcuse me


Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.

Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never f#@ked ur mom.

Girl: True, but my father did ! Smile

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WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

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Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.

Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?

Patient: No, just spots.

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Peter called his doctor's office for an appointment.

"I'm sorry," said the receptionist, "we can't fit you in for at least two weeks."

"But I could be dead by then!"

"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we'll cancel the appointment. "

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Xcuse me

Two lovers plan to commit suicide..

Boy jumps first..

The Girl closes her EYES
n returns back saying...
Love is Blind...

The Boy Open his parachute
Mid-Air n saying...
Love never DIE...

Love never dies

"Lux" is the soap of India.
"Mrf" is the wheel of India.
"Amul" is the taste of India.
"U" are the waste of India.
"Sender" is the star of India.

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Oooofff ! Kya aakhein hain,..
Ooooff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! Wah !!)
Oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..

(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega...)

Ooooff! Kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-allah kya soorat paayi hai.
Aisa lagta hai....
Aisa lagta hai jaise.......

PEEPAL KE PED SE BHOOTNI UTER AAYI HAI..

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Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi....

Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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Star of India

B4 marriage ( funny SMS



A love couple sitting in the park, boy tries 2 kiss the girl…..

Girl: No dear not all this b4 marriage.

Boy: Don't worry darling I m already married.

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WIFE: DARLING TODAY IS ANNIVERSARY OF OUR MARRIAGE, WHAT SHOULD WE DO

HUSBAND : DEAR LET US STAND IN TWO MINUTES SILENCE

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Height of Kanjoosi: Bania's house in fire,

He is gvng miss calls 2 Fire brigade

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What makes a book bestseller?

A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl ..

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B4 marriage ( funny SMS )

I am made of 5 letters,
If you remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
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Correct answer is Chair

I am made of 5 letters

Logo ko aksar kehte suna:
"Zinda rahe toh phir milenge".

Magar aap se mil ke Is dil ne mehsoos kiya hai ki,
"Aapse milte rahe toh Zinda Rahenge".

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Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon
Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon
Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye
Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon

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Tere husn ko shabdon mein kaid kar raha hoon
Jo rahe nakaam woh koshish kar raha hoon,
Amber pe hain lakhon tare chamakte
Ek ko is zameen par chamkane ki koshish kar raha hoon

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Khamosh Raat Ki Pehlu Mein Sitare Naa Hote,
In Rookhi Aankhon mein Rangeen Najare Naa Hote,
Hum Bhi na Karte Parwah
Agar aap Itne Pyare na hote……

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Logo ko aksar kehte suna

A BIRD SAYS DON'T KILL ME,
A TREE SAYS DON'T CUT ME.,
A FLOWER SAYS DON'T PLUCK ME,
BUT MY FRIENDSHIP SAYS DON'T FORGET ME.

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Dosti ka daaman kabhi na chute ,
Aap humse kabhi na roothe
Is kadar dosti ko nibhaenge ki
Ye dhadkane khamosh ho jaaye fir bhi ye rishta kabhi na tute

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Doori Ho To ahsaas hota hai,
Dost ke bina jivan kitna udas hota hai
Umar ho apki Sitaron jitani lambi,
Aisa dost kahan kisi ke pass hota hai

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Koi Dost Aisa Bhi Banaya Jaye,
Jiske Aansu Ko Palkon Main Chupaya jaye,
Rahe Uska Mera Rishta Kuch is Tarah,
Agar wo Rahe Udass,
To Hamse Bhi Na Muskuraya Jaye

A BIRD SAYS

This SMS for intelligent person only,
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I Told u
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That this is for intelligent person
then y the hell
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For Intelligent Persons

2 sardars are driving a Car,

One puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working,

He puts his head out and says - YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...

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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun,

Coz it gives light at night when light is needed

& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??

How much is DRIVING salary...?

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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

Indicator

Meaning of ABCDEFG

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Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.

Reverse the letters GFEDCBA Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again

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Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy,
An art for a lover,
An accomplishment for a bachelor
And a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!

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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
U put ur face out,
Then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?....

It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

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Meaning of ABCDEFG

What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

He came at night, explored my body ….

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

I really deeply wish … on my bed

I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

2 men went 2 a callgirl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

It’s the things that satisfies your mind

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Can we do romance in the midnight today

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

Difference between stress, tension & panic

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …

Adult SMS / Text Messages

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary....

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

Purity of honey

No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
Similarly, God wont give problems without solutions.
So defeat your problems with great confidence.

(3 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

No one will manufacture a lock without a key...

Winning horse doesn’t knows why it runs in the race,
It runs because of the beat and pains…
Life is a race,god is your rider,
So if u r in pain then think,
Gods want you to win…

(5 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

Wining horse dsnt know why it runs in race

Love and death are 2 un-invited guests
When will they come nobody knows
But both have similar effects
One takes the heart
&
Other takes its beats.

(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

Love and death are 2 un-invited guests

With all the love an sms can hold,
and happy wishes too..

This comes to say!
May this Eid day be wonderful for you

(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

With all the love an sms can hold

Eid ki sachi khushi to apno ki deed hai,
Tum humse door ho to apni kya eid hai

Anyways, Warm EID Greetings to u & ur family

(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5)

Eid ki sachi khushi to apno ki deed hai

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender Circuit Bhai!

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS