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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit
the ball into the woods. She went into the woods
to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I
will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the
frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she
wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish
will also make your husband the most handsome man
in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied,
"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman
and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the
most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish,
she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest
man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than
you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine
is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest
woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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"The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think
they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only
goes to show that women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all
the ladies who have a good sense of humour.
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