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Little Mary was not the best student:
''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy
seated in the chair behind her, took a pin
and jabbed her in the rear.
''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary
and the teacher said, ''Very good'' .
A while later the teacher asked Mary,
''Who is our Lord and Savior?''
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said,
''Very good,''
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question,
''What did Eve say to Adam after she
had her twenty-third child?''
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted,
''If you stick that damn thing in me one more
time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
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