Ultimate Blonde joke

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an
all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders
some coffee. After sitting there for a while,
he yells to the waiter,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy,
I think it is only fair, given that you are blind,
that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

"Now, think about it seriously, Mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second,
shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Ultimate Blonde joke

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